DON’T WASTE YOUR VOTE, PART II
I’m campaigning and voting for Roseanne Barr for President. She favors the Bill of Rights rather than the security state, is for the legalization of marijuana, opposes wars, is pro-environment and is concerned about people rather than the corporate state. Roseanne is a funny woman. And to be a good comedian you must be very [...]
DECEIVED BY THE DEVIL
Every parent’s hope is to have a healthy, happy baby. And no matter how much parents would love a child who has a serious chronic or genetic disease, they hope their baby would not have one of those problems. These children through no guilt of their own create havoc in families, disrupt the lives of [...]
The Republican Circus
Last night Rick Santorum swept elections in the states of Colorado, Missouri and Minnesota. This only made only one thing clear: Republicans don’t want to elect Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney President. The voter turnout was low in all three states, indicating that the party base is generally unenthused about the primaries. But I think [...]
OBAMA (KIND OF) INVITES ME TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
It’s obvious that Obama hates his job and wants to get his ass handed to him by Mitt Romney in 2012. Only a politician who wanted to lose his next election would shoot himself in the foot as many times as he has. Let’s go over just how badly this man wants to get out of [...]
Send Colbert a message! Support Ed Rosenthal for President in 2012!
Folks, the results are in. I had given up hope on whether I would be able to make an informed decision on my candidacy after the exploratory committee disappeared en route. It was at the World Famous Cannabis Club in Portland, Oregon where I received the revelatory answer. I was sitting at a table there [...]
America Needs the Party Party
The Republicans are at it again. They are announcing new plans to create jobs in the US. Last month Obama appointed a GE official to show America how to help America create jobs. This creep was the perfect candidate, GE had reduced its workforce by 25 percent in the past two years. Romney says that [...]
Exploratory Committee: 2012 Presidential Run
Dear folks, The exploratory committee investigating the possibility of my presidential run in 2012 has been working day and night, especially night, to scope out the electoral environment. I am happy to report that I have received hundreds letters of support, and not one negative reply. However, I am still looking into the dynamics of [...]
