(Applies Only in Non-Legal or Non-Medical States)
I have noticed that the DEA has not been able to keep the seizures at 10% of estimated production and imports. Out of concern for the DEA agents’ morale I have started a special citizens group to aid them in their efforts.
The Special Alternative Forces (SAF)
Agents swear to look for, find, seize and destroy as much marijuana and concentrates as possible. At risk to their own health and safety they eliminate the material using special portable hazardous waste incinerators (see Fig. 1) or using special thermal papers (see Fig. 2 and Fig. 2B).
No need to communicate with the DEA. Sometimes the best gifts are anonymous as with charity work such as this. You will have the satisfaction of knowing you have helped. Remember, we are doing it for the children. By eliminating marijuana and concentrates you are creating commodity scarcity, increasing the price and making it more difficult for children to obtain it. So you are helping the kids.
If you have seized excess material let SAF #1 (me) know and SAF agents will be dispatched to help you destroy it.