OBAMA (KIND OF) INVITES ME TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

It’s obvious that Obama hates his job and wants to get his ass handed to him by Mitt Romney in 2012. Only a politician who wanted to lose his next election would shoot himself in the foot as many times as he has.  Let’s go over just how badly this man wants to get out of his current gig as commander-in-chief of the dying empire:

  • First, he takes office with a shitload of momentum behind him, and uses it to push through his bizarre healthcare plan which is going to take our tax dollars and hand them over to health insurance companies.
  • Next, instead of closing Guantanamo (as promised during the campaign), he rolls over to the Republicans and keeps it open.
  • Also, instead of pulling out of Iraq and Afghanistan (never promised, but hoped for by the majority of his supporters), he simply moved 50,000 troops from Iraq to Afghanistan. I wonder how many soldiers regrettably thought to themselves “It can’t possibly get any worse than this” while patrolling the dusty streets of Baghdad only to find themselves picking up dismembered body parts on the streets of Kabul three months later?
  • Oh yeah, and then he actually sent us into a third war in Libya. America, fuck yeah.

 

Other items on his list of monumental failures include: rolling back EPA regulations, extending the Bush tax cuts for the rich in some insane horse trading with the right-wing fascists in Congress, imprisoning people who leak documents showing all the nasty shit our government has been up to, and just outright killing other American citizens without a trial.

So what’s latest on this list? Perhaps you’ve heard, but the Federales just announced that they aim to take down medical marijuana in the Golden State. Perhaps Obama thinks that nothing will give the U.S. economy the shot in the arm it needs more than shutting down hundreds of legitimate businesses throughout the state that employ tens of thousands of people. Or, more likely, his goal is to piss off yet another group of his supporters, thus assuring his self-destruction in the 2012 election.

The question remains: what the hell happened to this guy? He was so cool. Bring him back and get rid of the zombie who wastes our money on the Wars on Terror and Drugs.

Of course, I suppose the silver lining in Obama’s latest move is that it gives a much-needed boost to my fledgling campaign for the presidency. After all, shutting down the dispensaries in California will disillusion hundreds of thousands of Obama supporters and drive them into the tender embrace of the Ed Rosenthal for President campaign. This may come across as crass opportunism, but I pledge right here and right now to allow the dispensaries in California to stay open. I’ll go one step further (I know this is going to be a huge shock to you all, and, by the way, kudos to you for making it this far into the blog post!) and vow that as president I will END MARIJUANA PROHIBITION!

So, thank you, Mr. President, for coming to my assistance and providing me with yet another reason to run for the presidency of this great nation. Your unwillingness to act rationally and in a sane manner may end up forcing me to run in the upcoming election.

KEEP AMERICA GROWING! ED ROSENTHAL 2012!

 

 

Comments
3 Responses to “OBAMA (KIND OF) INVITES ME TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT”
  1. Ryan Irving says:

    I just can’t for the life of me understand WTF is going on. Why fuck with the economy in this way? Why destroy these jobs? The War on drugs has failed long ago. Where is the Obama that wanted to move forward? Where is the Obama that I voted for? , and now I feel like a sucker. DON’T STEP ON THE GRASS, SAM!!!

  2. Cris Ericson says:

    http://www.whitehouse.gov ALL POT PETITIONS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
    AS OF FRIDAY EVENING OCT. 14, 2011

    We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

    14 petitions with the search terms: marijuana prohibition

    We petition the Obama Administration to:

    Demand an Amendment to the U.S. Constitution to End Marijuana, Marihuana, Cannabis and Hemp Prohibition.
    760 Signatures (recent petition)

    Release all known beneficial information regarding cannabis (hemp, marijuana) and its derivatives.
    2,475 Signatures

    Repeal the prohibition in the FOPA to own automatic firearms produced after 1986 (Firearms Owners’ Protection Act)
    1,153 Signatures

    Stop denying the medical value of cannabis (marijuana.) Remove it from schedule one of the controlled substances act.
    3,924 Signatures

    Remove Marijuana from the Schedule 1 list of drugs in the Controlled Substances Act
    6,898 Signatures

    Pardon Jason Spyres (K99397), an Illinois inmate serving a 30 year ( now on 9th year) sentence on a marijuana charge.
    4,488 Signatures

    Allow United States Disabled Military Veterans access to medical marijuana to treat their PTSD.
    3,600 Signatures

    Give States the Freedom to Establish Their Own Marijuana Laws.
    11,080 Signatures

    Stop Interfering With State Marijuana Legalization Efforts
    14,858 Signatures

    Legalize, regulate, and tax marijuana.
    17,116 Signatures

    Legalize and Regulate Marijuana in a Manner Similar to Alcohol.
    55,675 Signatures

    Ensure greater emphasis and support for drug prevention.
    965 Signatures

    Pardon Marc Emery.
    6,701 Signatures

    End the destructive, wasteful and counterproductive “War on Drugs”
    16,083 Signatures

    “LIVE” at the WHITE HOUSE
    right now
    http://wh.gov/gP1
    or http://www.whitehouse.gov under Issues, We the People.

    WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
    Demand an Amendment to the U.S. Constitution to End
    Marijuana, Marihuana, Cannabis and Hemp Prohibition.

    We the People of the United States of America

    Demand an Amendment to the United States Constitution
    to End Prohibition of Marijuana, Marihuana, Hemp and Cannabis
    because we have a
    Right to Equal Protection Under the Law
    to NOT be prosecuted and punished
    for for growing, harvesting, farming,
    using, smoking, selling, manufacturing,
    brewing and bottling substances
    and products which are
    equally as dangerous
    or LESS dangerous
    than other legal products and substances
    such as alcoholic beverages
    and tobacco products,
    as used and sold to adults age 21 and over.
    The government has entrapped Americans
    by concealing criminal penalties
    under Title 21 USC
    rather than listing them under Title 18 Crimes.
    Also, the government spells marijuana
    and marihuana
    two ways in the law to conceal penalties.

    The above petition to President Barack Hussein Obama,
    President of the United States of America,
    was written by Cris Ericson http://crisericson.com
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    The petition below,
    was submitted by “Erik A” and is promoted by NORML
    but it does not have any “demands”.

    We petition the Obama Administration to

    Legalize and Regulate Marijuana in a Manner Similar
    to Alcohol.
    We the people want to know when we can have our
    “perfectly legitimate” discussion
    on marijuana legalization.
    Marijuana prohibition
    has resulted in the arrest of over
    20 million Americans since 1965, countless lives
    ruined and hundreds of billions of tax dollars squandered
    and yet this policy has still failed to achieve its stated
    goals of lowering use rates,
    limiting the drug’s access,
    and creating safer communities.
    Isn’t it time to legalize and regulate marijuana in a manner
    similar to alcohol?
    If not,
    please
    explain why you feel that the continued criminalization
    of cannabis will achieve the results in the future that
    it has never achieved in the past?

    Creator of Petition:
    Erik A
    Washington, D
    _______________________________________
    WHICH PETITION, out of 14 petitions, DO YOU LIKE BEST?

    THE NEW ONE
    DEMANDING an Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
    to End Marijuana, Marihuana, Cannabis and Hemp Prohibition,
    BY CRIS ERICSON?

    THE ONE PROMOTED CONSTANTLY
    BY NORML
    WHICH MAKES NO DEMANDS?

    Is Cris Ericson the only WOMAN who submitted
    a make marijuana legal petition?

    Are women more DEMANDING than men?

  3. jerry says:

    Nothing happened to this guy; he is the same bullshitter that campaigned. He has never done any else but. To think that many people believed his shit to begin with baffles me. He is all, and nothing else but, talk. He makes promises continually without any action to ever back them. If he gets in for another 4 years, without the posiblities of another elcetion phase, wtf is he going to do with himself-i bet write a book that he can go on a selling tour using tax dollars to fund. He campaigned on and took over the shitty job Bush did and made it worse. he kept the same policies and expanded them. He immediately paid back Wall St for all the contributions made to his campaign and continued to help things fall appart. Complete and utter failure!
    I take college course and therefore have a college email address. The DEA is on a heavy hiring spree and canvasing on all the campuses. Like any other business, they want to grow. With their main source of income being fed funding, they just hire more, increase their portion of the budget and make our freedoms less. This adminstration is just growing the police state and the leader has no idea what is going on in any department. Great 60 minutes interview a few weeks ago; every question to Obama was lead by, “You are failing at this….why?”
    While Dems are usually more prone to support MM, we cannot let them get re-elected. The choices may not be much better but at least Reps are ‘supposed’ to be pro business and smaller gov’t; we may stand a chance. Get rid of this clown while we can!!

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